Stowmarket Rugby Club is hosting a night like no other – Brutal Bingo is coming your way on Friday 7th March 2025! Forget your nan’s quiet bingo nights at the village hall; this is bingo with a bold, brash twist that’ll leave you in stitches.

Guiding you through this laugh-out-loud evening is the one and only Russell Valentino Hall, our Club Captain’s sponsor. Known for his sharp wit, outrageous humour, and no-nonsense attitude, Russell will take you on a wild ride of bingo hilarity. Alongside his two fabulous assistants, he promises cheeky banter, unforgettable antics, and maybe even some questionable life advice!

What to Expect:
Laughs Galore: Russell’s razor-sharp humour and unpredictable banter will keep you in hysterics.
Prizes Worth Fighting For: Forget boring tea sets—these are prizes you’ll actually want to win.
Glamorous Assistants: Russell’s two fabulous helpers will bring energy, sass, and sparkle to the night - and some nudity of course.
Drinks Included: Your ticket comes with 2 free drinks tokens to get the party started.
Surprises Galore: Be prepared for the unexpected – this is no ordinary bingo game!

Event Details:

• When: Friday 7th March 2025
• Where: Stowmarket Rugby Club
• Doors Open: 7:00 PM
• Show Starts: 8:00 PM (prompt – don’t be late!)
• Tickets: £30 (includes 2 free drinks tokens)

This event is open to everyone over 18 – club members, non-members, men, women, and everyone in between. Whether you’re a club member or just looking for a wild night out, we’ve got you covered.

Warning: This show is not for the faint-hearted. Expect strong language, nudity, and humour that may push your limits. If you’re easily offended, this might not be your scene. But if you love a good laugh and some outrageous fun, grab your mates and join us!

Don’t Miss Out!
Spaces are limited, so grab your tickets now and get ready for a bingo night you’ll be talking about for years. Remember, no snowflakes allowed!

Book your tickets by emailing events.stowmarketrufc@gmail.com